but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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