Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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