nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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