No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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