She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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