I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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