if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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