i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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