Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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