yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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