friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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