How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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