Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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