wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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