Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
whose parrot is this?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
