I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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