bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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