yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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