That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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