What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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