well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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