There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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