woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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