A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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