awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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