If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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