What did we do last night that was yellow?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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