Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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