I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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