My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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