I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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