worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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