can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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