stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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