shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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