Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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