my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
