I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
