If i come over, it means nothing
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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