It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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