I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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