I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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