what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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