You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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