she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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