I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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