took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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