Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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