covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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