Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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