Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
