we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
