I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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