Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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