ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Mom said you looked used
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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