the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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