I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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